The Yellow Alien - Fact or Fiction?

The Yellow Alien unlike his green counterpart, does not hold a penchant for tipping cows and making crop circles. Oh no, the Yellow Alien is far more devious in nature. These extraterrestrials stealth into your homes and kidnap your socks. That's right! The "abduction" usually occurs just after a washing while they are still warm in the dryer.

At a press conference last Thursday, Government officials denied any existence of the Yellow Alien and their sock thievery. Instead, insisted that it has, was and will always be Gremlins responsible for the thefts.

We spoke to one Harvard Professor (who wished to be kept anonymous) and he stated, "It’s a conspiracy theory. They’ve been using the Gremlins as an excuse for years. Have we ever actually caught a Gremlin in the act? No, we haven’t."

Will we ever really know the "Truth" about the Yellow Alien and The Gremlin "Conspiracy Theory"? Only time will tell.

Until then keep a watchful eye on the sky and your dryers!